Dear customer, it’s come to my attention that you may be having trouble identifying who the retail workers are when you visit a store. If you find that you have to approach every person you meet with questions like “do you work here?” then this guide is for you. So buckle up and let’s jump right in.
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Not asking for much. Just pop your items onto my checkout and answer my simple yet necessary questions, such as "Do you need a bag?"
We used to serve cooked chickens in our rotisserie oven. A lady asked for a half and did that annoying thing where they go off and...
Customer came in with her out-of-control child. He was clearly high on carbonated drinks as he was running around slapping butts..
I worked at a country pub several years ago. The landlord didn't fancy allowing kids inside the pub even if they were with adults.
I once got a final written warning because I didn't give enough notice to take two days off.
In walks a short, ancient-looking man, lays down two items that were about 60 cents each. I tell him the total and he becomes angry...
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So, this rather large lady brings up a very nice comforter set up to the counter. She said it didn't have a ticket on it, but...
I was definitely hearing peas. He was definitely saying peas. And he was definitely stacking cheese. I couldn’t help myself...
I worked on a delicatessen counter. Some customers had this weird habit of eating what they had just ordered at the counter...
We had a middle aged couple who would come into the store 10 minutes before closing time looking for bargains...
How I managed to get out of the store without getting caught is still a mystery to me. I knew that security would be light that day...
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Dear customer, it’s come to my attention that you may be having trouble identifying who the retail workers are when you visit a store.
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