This isn’t aimed at parents that have no choice. Some single parents can’t afford childcare and some haven’t got a decent support structure around them. I get it. I’m talking about those families that treat their weekly grocery shop like a family day out. You’ve got Mum and Dad in deep conversation over why Dad has been spending a lot of time with Kerry from work (naughty Dad!). Meanwhile, little Jade and Aarron are running around the store causing mayhem. And of course, Granny is here too, shuffling around the shop floor like Stephen Hawkins going for a jog. Honestly man. Just give Mum or Dad a list and everyone else should stay at home. You don’t all need to be here. Especially little Jade, the bitch.