I want to put laxatives in my boss's coffee

It's that wonderful time of year again when we have to count EVERY friggin item in the store

I used to love kids. In an entirely legal kind of way might I add. But after 5 years of...

Not asking for much. Just pop your items onto my checkout and answer my simple yet necessary questions, such as "Do you need a bag?"

We used to serve cooked chickens in our rotisserie oven. A lady asked for a half and did that annoying thing where they go off and...

Customer came in with her out-of-control child. He was clearly high on carbonated drinks as he was running around slapping butts..

I worked at a country pub several years ago. The landlord didn't fancy allowing kids inside the pub even if they were with adults.