I want to put laxatives in my boss’s coffee
I F**king HATE doing inventory!
It's that wonderful time of year again when we have to count EVERY friggin item in the store
Working in retail has put me off children for life
I used to love kids. In an entirely legal kind of way might I add. But after 5 years of...
Customers that talk on the phone when you serve them
Not asking for much. Just pop your items onto my checkout and answer my simple yet necessary questions, such as "Do you need a bag?"
She had a bone to pick with us.
We used to serve cooked chickens in our rotisserie oven. A lady asked for a half and did that annoying thing where they go off and...
The ass slapping child
Customer came in with her out-of-control child. He was clearly high on carbonated drinks as he was running around slapping butts..
So if that dog is allowed in here, why isn't my son!?
I worked at a country pub several years ago. The landlord didn't fancy allowing kids inside the pub even if they were with adults.