A woman came into the store with her out-of-control child. He was clearly high on carbonated drinks as he was erratically running around slapping customers’ butts and cackling. The woman wasn’t doing anything to try to control the little terror. I continued with what I was busy with when I felt an infant hand sharply smack my butt. I looked round to see that mischievous little shit smirking up at me. I laughed but deep inside I wanted to spank the shit out of him.