I spent 14 years in retail security at the height of the period known as the troubles in Northern Ireland. On one occasion we were searching everyone going into a major shopping mall for explosives and it all gone pretty quietly.
Anyhow just as we were about to break for lunch a female officer turned round and she was as white as a sheet and in clear distress. I asked what was going on and then heard the buzzing coming from a ladies bag so I cleared the area and detained her for police who came and ordered her to empty her bag on the table, she was beetroot red with embarrassment as she emptied her bag and her vibrator flew across the table still buzzing.
We nearly died laughing at the poor woman who as you can imagine was wanting the ground to swallow her. She was let on her way eventually after a stern warning from police.
