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Rob

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My retail sentence began around 2001 before I was paroled in 2014. I remember I would wake up each day at 5:55am for my 6am shift. I’d arrive 15 minutes late, put on the garish green shirt that I NEVER washed, hang my head in despair and head to the shop floor. Good times.

I escaped from retail after writing a short book about my experiences. Check out Our Story for the gossip!

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A customers guide to correctly identifying a retail worker

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15 Funny Black Friday Memes

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11 Halloween retail memes that every supermarket worker can appreciate

Here are some Halloween retail memes that perfectly sum up this spooky holiday.

The truth about working in retail (part 1)

The moment you start a conversation, manager will be watching you from the end of the aisle like Jason from the Halloween movies

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